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WhatsApp: A Legendary Deal That Still Doesn't Make the Cut
WhatsApp is discussed as one of the best acquisitions ever for defensive reasons, but the revenue-based methodology excludes it since it generates almost no direct revenue for Facebook.
- WhatsApp generates essentially zero revenue for Facebook
- Its value was defensive (protecting Facebook's core), which the ranking method can't capture
- Still 'too soon to tell' on the revenue front despite being a 6-year-old deal
“So by our screen, you know, WhatsApp essentially generates zero revenue for Facebook, so they're not gonna show up on the list.”
#WhatsApp#Facebook#defensive acquisitions
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Pixar: Disney's Priciest Buy With the Lowest Return
Despite being beloved and foundational to Acquired's history, Disney's $7.4B Pixar deal scores the lowest annualized return on the whole list once you isolate its annual revenue contribution.
- Pixar is treated as worth roughly one film's revenue per year, tripled for merch/parks
- Absolute dollar return calculated at about $2.3B
- Lowest annualized return (~2%) of any deal on the list
“This you should also note is our lowest annualized return out of anything from the entire list with about two percent per year”
#Disney#Pixar#media M&A
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Bungie & Halo: The $30M Bet That Built Xbox
Microsoft's 2000 acquisition of Bungie for an estimated $30M is credited with making Halo the killer app that bootstrapped the entire Xbox franchise, now worth $11B/year.
- Halo franchise generated ~$5B in lifetime revenue
- Xbox franchise generates ~$11B/year for Microsoft
- Estimated current market cap contribution: ~$8B
“getting that thing for thirty million, even with all the work they poured into it afterward, was a friggin' steal in order to bootstrap the…”
#Microsoft#Bungie#Xbox#gaming
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Marvel: Beating Pixar's Numbers for Half the Price
Disney's 2009 $4.2B Marvel acquisition outperforms its Pixar deal on every axis — more revenue, lower price, faster payback — landing at #10 on the list with a $16B absolute return.
- Marvel generates 2x+ Pixar's annual revenue contribution to Disney
- Purchase price was almost half of Pixar's
- Absolute dollar return calculated at over $16B
“And so it's sort of this like every lever that you have uh the ability to sort of pull and make this one a better…”
#Disney#Marvel#media M&A
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ESPN: A 36-Year Compounding Machine
Capital Cities/ABC's 1984 acquisition of ESPN for under $200M is the oldest deal on the list and delivers a Berkshire-Hathaway-like 15% annualized return over more than three decades.
- ESPN now contributes over $10B in annual revenue to Disney
- Absolute dollar return estimated at over $30B, a 166x ROI multiple
- 15% annualized return sustained since 1984
“That is just incredible. That is like Berkshire Hathaway levels of return by an acquisition within a company.”
#Disney#ESPN#media#long-term compounding
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eBay/PayPal and the Rise of the 'PayPal Mafia'
eBay's 2002 acquisition of PayPal for $1.5B not only spun out a $47B independent company but also seeded the founders behind Tesla, LinkedIn, Yelp, and more.
- PayPal spun out independently in 2015 at a $47B market cap
- Absolute dollar return calculated at $45.6B, a 28% annualized return
- PayPal alumni went on to found or lead numerous major tech companies
“the value of PayPal growing inside eBay was friggin' crazy.”
#eBay#PayPal#fintech#founders
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Booking.com: The Sleeper Hit That Renamed the Whole Company
Priceline's 2005 $135M purchase of booking.com and Active Hotels became so dominant that the parent company eventually renamed itself Booking Holdings.
- Booking.com now contributes over $10B in annual revenue
- 48% annualized return sustained over 15 years
- Booking Holdings' market cap dwarfs Expedia's despite less brand recognition among casual observers
“the company is now called the name of the little company.”
#Priceline#Booking.com#travel
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Apple Buys NeXT (and Gets Steve Jobs Back)
Apple's 1997 $429M acquisition of NeXT is framed as the greatest 'aqua-hire' ever, bringing back Steve Jobs and the technology foundation (NeXTSTEP) that became Mac OS X, iOS, iPadOS, and watchOS.
- NeXT's technology lineage underlies virtually every current Apple OS
- Hosts apply a 95% 'future dependency' discount, still yielding a ~$62.5B absolute return
- Called the greatest aqua-hire of all time
“Greatest aqua hire of all time.”
#Apple#Steve Jobs#NeXT#operating systems
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YouTube: From Sequoia's First Public Memo to $15B in Revenue
Google's 2006 $1.65B purchase of one-year-old YouTube, incubated inside Sequoia, is tied to the only publicly available Sequoia investment memo, later revealed during the Viacom lawsuit.
- YouTube now generates roughly $15B/year in disclosed revenue
- Absolute dollar return estimated at $84B, a 52x ROI multiple
- The Sequoia memo believed to be Roelof Botha's first investment
“the only publicly available Sequoia investment memo out there because of course it was uh part of discovery in the YouTube Viacom lawsuit.”
#Google#YouTube#Sequoia#venture capital